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Skaven Breeders of DOOM!

Post by Warlord Solskritt on Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:57 pm

Hey everyone! I decided to make some house rules for a skaven breeder.I already posted this on the underempire and am waiting for their response on this Here's the fluff:

Normally, clans just use breeders as baby factories in their dens but such is not the case for Clan Solskritt. They have recently developed a new weapon of war. A skaven breeder is engineered by moulder experts to carry three times more babies than a normal breeder can normally accomadate. Then before battle they infuse the breeder with warpstone and put her in a specially designed cart pulled by rat ogres. During the battle she releases her load of babies and due to the warpstone they begin to grow extremely fast into semi-mutated Skaven. Once she has released her load of babies the moulder experts on board the cart send the ogres towards enemy lines with the breeder in tow. The moulder experts then proceed to jump off before the breeder hits the enemy. A timed explosive device has been implanted into the breeder's belly. Once the timer runs out, the breeder explodes, sending bits of skaven fetuses and other nasty stuff flying into the enemy.

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Skaven Breeder of Doom!

Rare choice

Unit size: 1


200pts

M WS BS S T W I A Ld

Breeder cart: 5 3 3 5 5 5 3 2 7

Skaven baby: 5 1 1 1 1 1 5 1 5

Skaven Mutant 5 2 2 3 3 1 5 2 5

Special Rules:

Rat Ogres: The breeder cart is pulled around by two hulking rat ogres. The rat ogres are mounted on two seperate bases in front of the cart. They don't use their profiles but are treated a single model along with the cart. They confer six strength five weapon skill three attacks to whichever combat the cart is involved in.

Chariot: it's a cart, 'nuff said

Unbreakable: This represents the ogres and breeder being so high on warpstone that they're oblivious to their surroundings.

OMG skaven babies!!!: Every turn the breeder creates 2d6 skaven babies which are placed within 6 inches of the cart.They can combine with other babies and mutants to form larger units.

*sigh*...they grow so fast: Each Skaven turn roll a d6 for each skaven baby on the board. On a 4+ they become skaven mutants. On the roll of a 1 they die as the warpstone radiation kills them.

She's gonna blow!: At the beginning of every close combat phase in which the breeder is involved in combat roll a d6 and consult the following chart

Breeder explosives chart

1 and 2- KABOOOM!!! The explosive device within the breeders belly goes off sending skaven bits and unborn skaven babies flying through the air. Any enemy unit in combat with the Breeder cart must take 2d6 s2 hits. If any wounds are caused the enemy unit must take a panic test.

3-5 tick..tick..tick..: The timer has still not gone off. Nothing happens

6- tick...tick...click!: Something has gone wrong with the explosive devise and it fails to go off. The " She's gonna blow" rule no longer applies.

Well, what do you think of it? It's my first house rules ever! Thanks in advance for the replies!

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Re: Skaven Breeders of DOOM!

Post by Ovich on Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:03 pm

Love he stats..

Very skaven like..

Good thing it's not legal... don't want to deal with that along with the rest of the Skaven nastiness.

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Re: Skaven Breeders of DOOM!

Post by scurrdi on Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:06 am

Very skaven-esque and pretty well balanced. I like it!

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Post by luis the young on Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:11 am

lol, i can just see it.. my giant being pulled down by a screaming horde of thousands of hungry skaven babies !! SQUEEEEK !!!!!!!

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Re: Skaven Breeders of DOOM!

Post by lordfairfax2001 on Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:04 am

Warlord Skolskritt wrote:Skaven Breeder of Doom!

Rare choice

Unit size: 1


200pts

M WS BS S T W I A Ld

Breeder cart: 5 3 3 5 5 5 3 2 7

Skaven baby: 5 1 1 1 1 1 5 1 5

Skaven Mutant 5 2 2 3 3 1 5 2 5
Would the babies and mutants also be unbreakable? I would hope not. Also, might want to consider not giving the mutants 2 attacks each...you're already getting "free" ones and they're stronger/tougher per the special rules, so don't need to up their attacks. Otherwise, looks kinda fun. I'd give it a go against that unit!

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Re: Skaven Breeders of DOOM!

Post by ImAShakiraholic on Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:50 pm

skaven babies, I want to see a skaven woman!

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Re: Skaven Breeders of DOOM!

Post by Ovich on Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:08 pm

Why?
So you can pound some REALLY hairy snatch?

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Post by ImAShakiraholic on Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:14 pm


I just want to see it. i never said anything about "pounding"...

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Re: Skaven Breeders of DOOM!

Post by scurrdi on Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:45 pm

oy vey...

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Post by ImAShakiraholic on Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:47 am

yeah..... like you have never pounded a hairy snatch.....

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Post by scurrdi on Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:05 pm

No, my comment was more about it seems every topic on this forum somehow gets turned into some sex item, it gets old real fast.

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Post by Ovich on Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:39 pm

Are you trying to say that you tire easily of our adolescent humor? Or maybe you're Asexual.., like Morrisey. flower flower

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Re: Skaven Breeders of DOOM!

Post by Warlord Solskritt on Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:41 pm

scurrdi wrote: No, my comment was more about it seems every topic on this forum somehow gets turned into some sex item, it gets old real fast.

I have to agree with you here Dan. It would be helpful if we could remain on topic for most discussions. Although I must say, Max, Stephan and Bill make me laugh uncontrollably sometimes with their comments.


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Post by Ovich on Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:43 pm

I resent your assumptions without any evidence available. The burden of proof is on you. Show us what you mean, Dan and Juan Carlos.

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Post by Warlord Solskritt on Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:48 pm

Take a look at the "corrupt a wish game" topic. Notice how Bill and Phil went off topic for a while with Paris Hilton? That's just one example. Smile

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Re: Skaven Breeders of DOOM!

Post by scurrdi on Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:23 am

Well, I'll just assume its all good, but I did exaggerate a bit so I apologize. Still, it is nice to keep more of these kinds of posts on topic. The ones in the Free Thought I don't mind so much, cause that's what that section is there for, Free Thought.

And what do most guys think about?

Oh, and no I'm not asexual, unless those magnums I just bought were for kicks afro


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Re: Skaven Breeders of DOOM!

Post by Ovich on Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:17 am

Judging from the previous comment Stephan I'm assuming your joking,

This sounds way too much like Rudy, Dan. Please edit immediately before the Rudy taint infects the rest of this thread. If you're still taking me seriously about comments like that, then you need to go back to ovich school.

Here's a hint. If I'm really serious about something, I'll say it. Otherwise at all other times, assume that I'm at least half joking.

I don't think you're A-sexual. and the rat fucking comments were a little, crass, shall we say. But, who cares if a topic goes off base a little? It's not the end of the world. Someone brings it back and life goes on. and if it's a matter of being offended by a little talk of Rat Twat... then you've come to the wrong board buddy.


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Re: Skaven Breeders of DOOM!

Post by Warlord Solskritt on Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:25 am

yea Very Happy See, we're already off topic again. Instead of discussing this we should be talking about the secret weapon of doom created by the Confederatcy.

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Post by scurrdi on Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:58 am

Done and done Stephan, just for you Very Happy

Oh, and Rat twat ain't a problem, but a giant skaven woman giving birth on the back of this cart would be a very interesting thing to model. Either way, next time I'm in town JC you best have something built to represent that, I'll take it on.

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Post by rokassan on Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:39 am

the Paris comment was to make a point. I guess talking about a hot blond millionaire sucking dick is offensive...why have fun and joke lets keep this serious...Warhammer is real life and very serious.
Come on guys lighten up, your questions get answered we just have fun during the answering of it.
Hey Stephan Ive banged hairy snatch... not 70's hairy, not even unacceptable hairy snatch. A light fuzz. It wasnt funky though and I enjoyed defiling it. Luckily today chicks know to keep their shit shaven.

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