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JC should buy some fucking tanks for his Guardsmen and Germans.
JC and his lack of tanks.
by rokassan on Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:23 pm
Who thinks JC should take some of his allowance and buy some fucking tanks.
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1. Affix bayonet to mounting lug.
2. Charge enemy, keep bayonet between yourself and target.
3. Plunge bayonet into enemy's belly in an upward motion, aiming for vital organs and avoiding ribcage.
4. Repeat as necessary.
How to use a Bayonet
1. Affix bayonet to mounting lug.
2. Charge enemy, keep bayonet between yourself and target.
3. Plunge bayonet into enemy's belly in an upward motion, aiming for vital organs and avoiding ribcage.
4. Repeat as necessary.
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Re: JC and his lack of tanks.
by Valhalla114 on Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:24 pm
Not too many, but in a guard army there should be at least 2. And thats a sad small amount. Maybe he could have say...4 and thats fine. 2 chimeras and 2 russes is a lot of firepower. Think about it.
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Re: JC and his lack of tanks.
by Warlord Solskritt on Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:34 pm
I bought a freakin hellhound!!! So now I've got 4 vehicles!You'll see 'em at the next tourney.Next I'll save up to buy a demolisher.Btw,Alfred,have you ever considered using a basilsik as an assault gun isntead of as artillery? I think it could work.I managed to blow up Bill's Predator with it at the tourney in a close range firefight.
W/D/L
Clan Solskritt-2/1/3
Clan Eshin-0/1/1
13th Cadian-1/1/8
Legions of the White Hand-0/2/2
German Grenadierkompanie-2/1/10
“There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.”
- Niccolo Machiavelli
" It is statistically likely that a Guardsman will die within the first six months of his recruitment... " - Imperial Munitorums Manual
Clan Solskritt-2/1/3
Clan Eshin-0/1/1
13th Cadian-1/1/8
Legions of the White Hand-0/2/2
German Grenadierkompanie-2/1/10
“There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.”
- Niccolo Machiavelli
" It is statistically likely that a Guardsman will die within the first six months of his recruitment... " - Imperial Munitorums Manual
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Re: JC and his lack of tanks.
by Warlord Solskritt on Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:38 pm
Oh and Bill,I want a rematch against your scummy deathguard.I wanna introduce them to the Leman Russ' pie plates of doom.
W/D/L
Clan Solskritt-2/1/3
Clan Eshin-0/1/1
13th Cadian-1/1/8
Legions of the White Hand-0/2/2
German Grenadierkompanie-2/1/10
“There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.”
- Niccolo Machiavelli
" It is statistically likely that a Guardsman will die within the first six months of his recruitment... " - Imperial Munitorums Manual
Clan Solskritt-2/1/3
Clan Eshin-0/1/1
13th Cadian-1/1/8
Legions of the White Hand-0/2/2
German Grenadierkompanie-2/1/10
“There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.”
- Niccolo Machiavelli
" It is statistically likely that a Guardsman will die within the first six months of his recruitment... " - Imperial Munitorums Manual
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Re: JC and his lack of tanks.
by rokassan on Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:57 pm
Warlord Solskritt wrote:I bought a freakin hellhound!!! So now I've got 4 vehicles!You'll see 'em at the next tourney.Next I'll save up to buy a demolisher.Btw,Alfred,have you ever considered using a basilsik as an assault gun isntead of as artillery? I think it could work.I managed to blow up Bill's Predator with it at the tourney in a close range firefight.
Yeah then a Plague Marine kissed it with a plasma gun.
"If your looking for sympathy get a dictionary...I think it falls between shit and syphilis".
How to use a Bayonet
1. Affix bayonet to mounting lug.
2. Charge enemy, keep bayonet between yourself and target.
3. Plunge bayonet into enemy's belly in an upward motion, aiming for vital organs and avoiding ribcage.
4. Repeat as necessary.
How to use a Bayonet
1. Affix bayonet to mounting lug.
2. Charge enemy, keep bayonet between yourself and target.
3. Plunge bayonet into enemy's belly in an upward motion, aiming for vital organs and avoiding ribcage.
4. Repeat as necessary.
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Re: JC and his lack of tanks.
by rokassan on Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:00 pm
I just painted up six Emerors Children bikers. Ill introduce you to Flattus...my Land Raider. Im gonna finish my Termies as well. Youll get another chance to dance with the devil little man.
"If your looking for sympathy get a dictionary...I think it falls between shit and syphilis".
How to use a Bayonet
1. Affix bayonet to mounting lug.
2. Charge enemy, keep bayonet between yourself and target.
3. Plunge bayonet into enemy's belly in an upward motion, aiming for vital organs and avoiding ribcage.
4. Repeat as necessary.
How to use a Bayonet
1. Affix bayonet to mounting lug.
2. Charge enemy, keep bayonet between yourself and target.
3. Plunge bayonet into enemy's belly in an upward motion, aiming for vital organs and avoiding ribcage.
4. Repeat as necessary.
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Re: JC and his lack of tanks.
by Warlord Solskritt on Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:03 pm
Rokassan wrote:
Yeah then a Plague Marine kissed it with a plasma gun.
Imperial data files of that happening have mysteriously been lost.
W/D/L
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Clan Eshin-0/1/1
13th Cadian-1/1/8
Legions of the White Hand-0/2/2
German Grenadierkompanie-2/1/10
“There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.”
- Niccolo Machiavelli
" It is statistically likely that a Guardsman will die within the first six months of his recruitment... " - Imperial Munitorums Manual
Clan Solskritt-2/1/3
Clan Eshin-0/1/1
13th Cadian-1/1/8
Legions of the White Hand-0/2/2
German Grenadierkompanie-2/1/10
“There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.”
- Niccolo Machiavelli
" It is statistically likely that a Guardsman will die within the first six months of his recruitment... " - Imperial Munitorums Manual
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Re: JC and his lack of tanks.
by luis the young on Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:47 am
Warlord Solskritt wrote:Rokassan wrote:
Yeah then a Plague Marine kissed it with a plasma gun.
Imperial data files of that happening have mysteriously been lost.
ROFL
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Re: JC and his lack of tanks.
by Warlord Solskritt on Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:42 am
Who voted no to me getting tanks?
@Bill: Are you ready to face Sergeant Samuel L. Jackson and his mofo drug-adddicted squad? I don't think so...
@Bill: Are you ready to face Sergeant Samuel L. Jackson and his mofo drug-adddicted squad? I don't think so...
W/D/L
Clan Solskritt-2/1/3
Clan Eshin-0/1/1
13th Cadian-1/1/8
Legions of the White Hand-0/2/2
German Grenadierkompanie-2/1/10
“There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.”
- Niccolo Machiavelli
" It is statistically likely that a Guardsman will die within the first six months of his recruitment... " - Imperial Munitorums Manual
Clan Solskritt-2/1/3
Clan Eshin-0/1/1
13th Cadian-1/1/8
Legions of the White Hand-0/2/2
German Grenadierkompanie-2/1/10
“There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.”
- Niccolo Machiavelli
" It is statistically likely that a Guardsman will die within the first six months of his recruitment... " - Imperial Munitorums Manual
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Re: JC and his lack of tanks.
by Abaddon on Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:29 am
ME... 
I don't want to keep facing Panzers
I don't want to keep facing Panzers
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Re: JC and his lack of tanks.
by rokassan on Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:10 pm
Warlord Solskritt wrote:Who voted no to me getting tanks?
@Bill: Are you ready to face Sergeant Samuel L. Jackson and his mofo drug-adddicted squad? I don't think so...
I have Noise Marines...they are big drug addicts.
"If your looking for sympathy get a dictionary...I think it falls between shit and syphilis".
How to use a Bayonet
1. Affix bayonet to mounting lug.
2. Charge enemy, keep bayonet between yourself and target.
3. Plunge bayonet into enemy's belly in an upward motion, aiming for vital organs and avoiding ribcage.
4. Repeat as necessary.
How to use a Bayonet
1. Affix bayonet to mounting lug.
2. Charge enemy, keep bayonet between yourself and target.
3. Plunge bayonet into enemy's belly in an upward motion, aiming for vital organs and avoiding ribcage.
4. Repeat as necessary.
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Re: JC and his lack of tanks.
by Vycem on Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:33 pm
I don't know JC nor his army, but I have to go with no out of principle...I want to see someone pull off a killer all infantry guard list. Heavy weapon squads for the win.
Re: JC and his lack of tanks.
by Dr. Love on Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:12 am
Hellhound + Leman Russ = Win
To Waaagh, or Not to Waaagh? That is the Question
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Re: JC and his lack of tanks.
by rokassan on Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:23 am
Umm...Jc has a lot of trouble winning because of his lack of armor support. I slaughtered him in the tournament because of that reason. If he had a Leman Russ or two it could have been a very different game.
As far as FoW we allied once and he got his ass handed to him...he had one assault gun. Im no tread head, but combined armes tactics work and he should invest and give himself the option.
As far as FoW we allied once and he got his ass handed to him...he had one assault gun. Im no tread head, but combined armes tactics work and he should invest and give himself the option.
"If your looking for sympathy get a dictionary...I think it falls between shit and syphilis".
How to use a Bayonet
1. Affix bayonet to mounting lug.
2. Charge enemy, keep bayonet between yourself and target.
3. Plunge bayonet into enemy's belly in an upward motion, aiming for vital organs and avoiding ribcage.
4. Repeat as necessary.
How to use a Bayonet
1. Affix bayonet to mounting lug.
2. Charge enemy, keep bayonet between yourself and target.
3. Plunge bayonet into enemy's belly in an upward motion, aiming for vital organs and avoiding ribcage.
4. Repeat as necessary.
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Re: JC and his lack of tanks.
by Warlord Solskritt on Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:16 am
Rokassan wrote:Umm...Jc has a lot of trouble winning because of his lack of armor support. I slaughtered him in the tournament because of that reason. If he had a Leman Russ or two it could have been a very different game.
As far as FoW we allied once and he got his ass handed to him...he had one assault gun. Im no tread head, but combined armes tactics work and he should invest and give himself the option.
Don't worry Bill, I'll bring my Imperial armor next time
As for FoW,I'll keep it mainly infantry.I'm the only real German infantry player,everyone else plays mechanized.W/D/L
Clan Solskritt-2/1/3
Clan Eshin-0/1/1
13th Cadian-1/1/8
Legions of the White Hand-0/2/2
German Grenadierkompanie-2/1/10
“There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.”
- Niccolo Machiavelli
" It is statistically likely that a Guardsman will die within the first six months of his recruitment... " - Imperial Munitorums Manual
Clan Solskritt-2/1/3
Clan Eshin-0/1/1
13th Cadian-1/1/8
Legions of the White Hand-0/2/2
German Grenadierkompanie-2/1/10
“There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.”
- Niccolo Machiavelli
" It is statistically likely that a Guardsman will die within the first six months of his recruitment... " - Imperial Munitorums Manual
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