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That KY his and hers lube

Post by rokassan on Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:50 pm

Tried it, wife and I thought it was interesting...made everything minty and cold, like tooth paste as my wife put it.. The taste and feel.
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Re: That KY his and hers lube

Post by Diosamblet on Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:26 pm

Have you tried actual toothpaste? I'm sure its cheaper! Very Happy

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Re: That KY his and hers lube

Post by rokassan on Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:24 pm

it may burn.
"If your looking for sympathy get a dictionary...I think it falls between shit and syphilis".

How to use a Bayonet
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2. Charge enemy, keep bayonet between yourself and target.
3. Plunge bayonet into enemy's belly in an upward motion, aiming for vital organs and avoiding ribcage.
4. Repeat as necessary.

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Re: That KY his and hers lube

Post by luis the young on Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:18 am

Rokassan wrote:Tried it, wife and I thought it was interesting...made everything minty and cold, like tooth paste as my wife put it.. The taste and feel.


errr...dont know what to say ..
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Re: That KY his and hers lube

Post by lordfairfax2001 on Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:30 am

Thanks for the report...where'd you get it?

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Re: That KY his and hers lube

Post by Forcefed24 on Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:36 am

Rokassan wrote:Tried it, wife and I thought it was interesting...made everything minty and cold, like tooth paste as my wife put it.. The taste and feel.


Does Renee know that you disclose this stuff Bill?? heheheh

Better that it feel minty and cold than as if you put some Jalapeno extract on your willie.

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Re: That KY his and hers lube

Post by dork_jedi on Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:46 am

while informative, i believe we've crossed the line into "Too Much Information" territory...


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Re: That KY his and hers lube

Post by lordfairfax2001 on Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:50 am

I was hoping for pictures! Or another advertisement on YouTube... tongue

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Re: That KY his and hers lube

Post by Hurricane on Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:56 am

Bill never ceases to surprise me. One of the many qualities I like about him!
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Re: That KY his and hers lube

Post by Ovich on Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:33 am

Next up, Bill tries it on his corn hole with Phil.
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Re: That KY his and hers lube

Post by rokassan on Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:43 am

Got it at Publix. Bitches, try it out on your ladies(or men or yourselves for some of you) and quit acting all suprised and offended. Luis you can try it out on your Goat...dont they do that in Cuba?
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4. Repeat as necessary.

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Re: That KY his and hers lube

Post by Ovich on Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:45 am

baaaah baaaaaah......
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Re: That KY his and hers lube

Post by luis the young on Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:51 am

We cuban studs dont need no gel, we can get a woman wet by just saying something in cuban to them like "mami, ponte en cuatro que te la voy a partir coņo". But i understand if you Italian guys need all the help you can get, you cant develop very good macho skills by picking Olives !
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Re: That KY his and hers lube

Post by Ovich on Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:56 am

Italian guys like us just need to say words like " Parmegiana, Muzzarella, Pavarrotti... " and shit like that to get our women wet.
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Re: That KY his and hers lube

Post by rokassan on Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:57 am

Is that what you say to the goat before you defile it? I dont need the stuff just wanted to know what it did. I know how to get my wife hot and bothered. You guys call your woman Mami? Thats incestuous. I wouldnt call my wife mom while I was having relations. Kinda unsettling my Cuban friend. I never understood that stuff...calling your kids,wife or husband mami or papi.
"If your looking for sympathy get a dictionary...I think it falls between shit and syphilis".

How to use a Bayonet
1. Affix bayonet to mounting lug.
2. Charge enemy, keep bayonet between yourself and target.
3. Plunge bayonet into enemy's belly in an upward motion, aiming for vital organs and avoiding ribcage.
4. Repeat as necessary.

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