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Another baby related gift giving excuse.

Post by rokassan on Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:15 am

Anyone know what a "push present" is? I just found out today. My wife explained what it was and that she was benevolent enough to not expect one.
"If your looking for sympathy get a dictionary...I think it falls between shit and syphilis".

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Re: Another baby related gift giving excuse.

Post by Ovich on Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:08 am

Just another marketing scam like Halloween, in order for companies like Mayors and Zales to make some cash.

It's a present your supposed to get for your wife for having your baby.

They "push" so you pay.

Fuck that, I helped my doctor actually deliver my baby... no shit, it was me and the doctor in the room, no nurses until the little sucker came out. Whose gonna get me a present for that? hmmm?

Also known as "baby mamma gift" in the ghetto.
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Re: Another baby related gift giving excuse.

Post by Hurricane on Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:34 am

Thats messed up. The cool thing is that I know my wife would never "expect" one. If she knew about it she would probrobly bust my balls about it in a fun way.

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Re: Another baby related gift giving excuse.

Post by Valhalla114 on Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:01 am

Thanks guys, I'll just have some 25-50 dollar earrings and when the baby plops out and shes not pleased I'll say something like "You just gave me the gift of life, do you think anything I could buy could equate your pain in dollar value?" And then she'll throw herself at me.

I win. Thanks push present. Thanks guys.

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Re: Another baby related gift giving excuse.

Post by Ovich on Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:31 am

It's like Mother's day.

My wife asked me where her present was... and I told her.. "what.. you're not my mother" .
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Re: Another baby related gift giving excuse.

Post by Valhalla114 on Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:37 am

hahahaah

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Re: Another baby related gift giving excuse.

Post by Abaddon on Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:48 pm

How are the women in the ghetto supposed to get "baby mamma"gift when most of the time they dont even know where to find the father?

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